Green Day changes its name to Gay
In a move that can only be described as both progressive and potentially confusing for fans, iconic punk rock band...
In a move that can only be described as both progressive and potentially confusing for fans, iconic punk rock band...
President Biden has just released his 1924 New Year’s resolutions at a press conference today in Washington, DC. “Yes, here...
CHICAGO—Mayor Brandon Johnson recently stepped into the world of mobile gaming, leaving behind the political battlegrounds of the Windy City...
CENTURY CITY, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after an LAPD...
BOSTON—Harvard President Claudine Gay is not just an esteemed scholar but also the clandestine creative genius behind some of the...
In a stunning display of divine inclusivity, Pope Francis, the head of the Catholic Church, has announced a groundbreaking expansion...
In a groundbreaking move to preemptively thwart any potential wrath from the left, authorities across the nation have embarked on...
In a stunning display of political correctness and a commitment to progressive values, Democrats have officially denounced homophobia and boldly...
In a perplexing turn of events, the Saturday Night Live (SNL) writing team found themselves in an uncharted territory as...
In a world filled with acronyms, we proudly wear the badge of DINK (Dual Income, No Kids). But we're not...