Mon. Feb 18th, 2019

Fetuses identifying as undocumented immigrants to claim right to life from Democrats

As many Democratic dominated state legislatures across the country push for extreme abortion deregulation including bills that would allow for infanticide, innocent human fetuses are fighting back, identifying as the sacred cow of liberal politics: the undocumented immigrant.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said in a statement, “We must protect the lives of children of immigrants and at the same time, kill the children of Americans.”

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi condemned President Trump’s push for a border wall saying, “Everyone deserves the right to life, as long as they wear a sombrero and have darker skin than I do.”

Billy Jones, a gestating fetus in an Albany, New York mom said that he feels offended that Democratic legislators don’t acknowledge his right to life. “Fine, I’ll just eat tacos and listen to Ranchero music. I’m Mexican! Can I live now?”

And the fact that these fetuses aren’t really undocumented immigrants from Central America doesn’t matter because, as we all know, it’s how you identify that matters.

“Call me Juan,” Billy continued. “I’m Juan in a million!”

Some Virginian fetuses are even identifying as cankerworms, as Democrat Kathy Tran has introduced a bill to preserve the life of cankerworms and caterpillars the same day she defended her bill to allow newborn human babies to die.

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