Mayor Pete‘s presidential campaign may be on the line after he was arrested for running around town stealing random people’s hamburgers.

His street name, the Hamburglar, is known throughout the Midwest.

Authorities say that they thought the Hamburglar was possibly a fictitious character until a Reddit user identified him from one of the Democratic debates.

“I mean that mask is pretty good and all but it’s pretty clear who it is. He’s the Butt guy burger thief!”

Despite a few changes made to his appearance over the years, Buttigieg has always been endearingly loved by fans all over the world. A pint-sized burglar who first appeared in March 1971 and was one of the first villains on the commercials, he was dressed in a black-and-white hooped shirt and pants, a red cape, a wide-brimmed hat, and black gloves. His primary object of theft was hamburgers (sometimes cheeseburgers), hence his name.

Sources say that he has been practicing stealing burgers so he’ll be ready stealing your money.

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