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Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”

Exavier Saskagoochie May 13, 2019

On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...

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BREAKING: Earth still here after 50 years of dire warnings by environmentalists

Exavier Saskagoochie April 29, 2019

Despite 50 years of dire warnings from environmentalists that the Earth will be completely different or destroyed if we don't...

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Al Gore: ‘Everything you hate is caused by climate change’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 31, 2019

Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and a celebrity in global climate activism addressed the latest cold...

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Global warming conference cancelled due to -50 wind chill

Exavier Saskagoochie January 29, 2019

A symposium sponsored by the International Global Warming Trust was cancelled today in Wisconsin as temperatures dipped below -50 degrees...

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