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BREAKING: Biden deports all Republicans to Cancún

2 weeks ago GENESIUS TIMES: Rafi Metz

WASHINGTON, DC—In response to the Ted Cruz scandal plaguing the nation, President Biden signed an

AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly

6 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden

23 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

2 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: The Lonely Rogue

Cuomo says he was too busy killing 15,000 seniors to do anything bad like sexually harass someone

3 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Jeremy Spoken

Congress passes law requiring all bills to be at least 10,000 pages long

3 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Rafi Metz