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San Francisco police arrest peaceful shoplifter for not wearing a mask

Anita Goodcock September 5, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO—In a startling turn of events, the city of San Francisco has taken a bold step in its ongoing...

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Fauci orders wall of masks built around all federal buildings

Richie Richards February 5, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Latest guidelines from the CDC require walls of N95 masks constructed around all buildings to keep the population safe...

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Fauci mandates masks for all bullets to prevent COVID-related gunshot wounds

Bubbaken Managua July 27, 2020

The effort to stop yet another disease from our friends at The People's Republic of China has taken on a...

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