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BREAKING: Nevada switches to Common Core math with 10k Republican votes left to count

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

LAS VEGAS—Election officials in Nevada warned that they may not have results for the presidential

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Nevada apologizes for technical difficulties while they try to steal the election for Biden

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

CARSON CITY, NV—Nevada election officials apologized for technical difficulties while they scramble to steal the

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