Puppet In Chief

Handlers shocked as Biden appears to develop own ideas about presidency

July 24, 2021 Jeremy Spoken

WASHINGTON, DC—Joe Biden’s “strategists” expressed shock and disbelief this morning when Joe Biden woke up with some ideas about how...

Biden to replace all statues of white people with statues of George Floyd robbing pregnant woman

February 1, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie

Introducing the Latest Beauty Trend: The Cactus Facial

February 1, 2023 Anita Goodcock

Pink threatens to make pro-lifers listen to her music if they don’t start supporting abortion

January 31, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie

Horoscope Predictions: A Guide to Intentionally Misleading Yourself

January 31, 2023 Anita Goodcock

BREAKING: CNN releases pics of police officers charged with Tyre Nichols beating

January 30, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie