Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey

Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education

Richie Richards July 16, 2021

WASHINGTON DC—Following Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’s grooming session at a public library, former Vice President Joe Biden appointed him head...

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