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Dollar Tree renamed ‘Buck-Fifty Bush’ amid skyrocketing inflation

Exavier Saskagoochie July 13, 2022

US—U.S. inflation surged to a new four-decade high in June because of rising prices for gas, food and rent, squeezing household...

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Planned Parenthood signs lease with Spirit Halloween after SCOTUS overturns Roe v Wade

Anita Goodcock June 24, 2022

US—In a savvy business move, the nation's leading abortion provider Planned Parenthood has signed a lease with Spirit Halloween to...

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Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target

Exavier Saskagoochie September 5, 2019

Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...

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