BREAKING: Russian tanks invade International Space Station
SPACE—The United States is reeling as the Russians land another blow, taking over the space station. NASA received this report...
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin completely eradicates COVID by invading Ukraine
US—In a miraculous turn of events, Vladimir Putin has eradicated COVID-19 from the face of the earth by invading Ukraine....
AOC horrified Russia is using ‘gas-powered’ tanks to run over Ukrainians instead of hybrids
KYIV—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after Russia has invaded the Ukraine with tanks and armored vehicles....
Putin wins Nobel Peace Prize for painting ‘Black Lives Matter’ on his invading tanks
OSLO—The International Nobel Committee has awarded Vladimir Putin with the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize after it was discovered he's invading...
BREAKING: US to retaliate for Ukraine invasion by misgendering all Russian troops until they quit invading
WASHINGTON, DC—Top General Mark Milley said that, in retaliation for the Ukraine invasion, the US military is prepared to mount...
Biden urges Ukranians to prepare for Russian invasion by ‘getting vaccinated now’
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden has released a public service announcement telling Ukrainians to prepare for invasion by the Russians...
QUIZ: Ukraine after the Russian invasion or Minneapolis after a mostly peaceful protest?
This is probably the most difficult quiz we've published. Can you guess what this is a picture of: Ukraine following...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered
PARIS—After Russian forces invaded Ukraine at 5am local time, France, which is thousands of miles away wants nothing to do...
BREAKING: Trudeau retaliates for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine by declaring war on Canada
OTTAWA—Following the aggressive move by Russia to move troops into two breakaway regions of eastern Ukraine, Canadian Prime Minister Justin...
Putin promises will only leave a few tourist buses behind near the Ukraine border
MOSCOW—Russian President Putin assured the Western powers that his troops are leaving the Ukraine border. “The high-season is coming and...
