BREAKING: France surrenders World Cup final
DOHA, QATAR—Argentina won the 2022 World Cup final after France surrendered. "We won the last World Cup and it just...
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Subway hires Megan Rapinoe as Sandwich Artist after she was cut from US Women’s Team
US—Outspoken soccer star Megan Rapinoe was cut from the U.S. Women’s National Team roster for the upcoming SheBelieves Cup. But...
Brave US women’s soccer team kneels during entire Olympic match, loses 303-0
TOKYO—In perhaps the bravest virtue signaling to date, the entire US women's soccer team took a knee during before their...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
Women’s US soccer team demands equal interest in their sport
In the wake of the US women’s soccer team’s World Cup win Sunday, a new petition is demanding that the people...
Feminist athletes enjoying tidying up and warming bench for new transgender stars
Feminist athletes across America and Europe are thrilled about the prospect of biological males who identify as women joining their...
