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Suckers now born every 11.9 seconds: scientist

Anita Goodcock December 10, 2019

A sucker is now born every 11.9 seconds, a new study in Science shows. “Americans who haven’t opened a book...

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Leonardo DiCaprio points out all the suckers to Greta Thunberg from his private jet

Exavier Saskagoochie November 7, 2019

Teen climate activist phenom Greta Thunberg recently made friends with actor and jet-setter Leonardo DiCaprio. They took a hike, at...

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