AOC: ‘If we just legalize all crime, then there will be a dramatic drop in crime rates’

As a progressive advocate for change, I believe it’s high time we rethink our approach to crime and criminal justice in the United States. For far too long, we have relied on a punitive system that seeks to punish rather celebrating the diverse people who commit crime. It’s time for a bold and radical solution: legalizing all crime.

If we decriminalize all crime—especially violent crime—then we would instantly drop the crime rate. I must say it’s a genius move.

I know what you’re thinking – “How could legalizing crime possibly lead to a reduction in criminal activity?” But hear me out. By decriminalizing all crimes, we remove the stigma and punishment associated with criminal behavior. And stigma is the main problem with murder, theft, and rape.

Sweden has already demonstrated the success of this approach by decriminalizing rape by migrants, resulting in a significant reduction in crime rates. Of course, Swedish women are getting raped a lot more than when they had fewer migrants, but is it really a crime if you don’t call it a crime?

Critics may argue that legalizing all crime would lead to chaos and anarchy, with no consequences for criminal behavior. However, I believe that by focusing on providing resources and support to help people overcome the root causes of their criminal behavior—being called criminals—we can create a safer and more just society for all.

Finland just launched a new dance to get migrants to stop raping people but this is just stupid:

Why do they need to do that goofy dance when all they need to do is just make rape legal? It’s so genius, I’m amazing that even I thought of it!

It’s time to shift our focus from punishment to celebration, and to embrace a new era of compassion and understanding. Legalizing all crime may seem like a radical idea, but it’s one that could truly transform our nation and bring us closer to the ideals of justice and equality that we all hold dear.

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