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Deep Thoughts by AOC Episode 1
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Welcome to The Daily Dumpster Fire, the flagship news roundup of the Genesius Times, hosted by the reliably unimpressive duo...
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty following Trump inauguration
US—The federal government have instructed millions of women across the country to report for "handmaid duty" following Donald Trump's stunning...
AOC hosts ‘Cooking with Communism’, shows you how to cook your pets
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BREAKING: NFL Suspends Chiefs’ Kicker for Not Meeting League Minimum for Domestic Violence
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AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’
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Elon Musk buys Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to fix their marriage
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