Carney Bans Wildfires From Canada
OTTAWA — In a bold move to combat climate change and assert national sovereignty over uncontrollable natural phenomena, Canadian officials...
World
France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup
DALLAS—The final African representative at the 2026 FIFA World Cup hosted across the United States has been eliminated, as France...
Britons Horrified to Learn UK Rape Gangs Have Been Using Air Conditioning
LONDON — Ordinary Britons expressed shock and outrage Tuesday upon discovering that grooming gangs operating across the United Kingdom have...
King Charles Appears to Forget Human Contact Lenses During Latest Address
LONDON — In what Palace officials described as a “minor wardrobe oversight,” King Charles III delivered a measured address on...
AOC: Homophobic Trump would never have opened the Strait of Hormuz if it were called the ‘Gay of Hormuz’
In these trying times of late-stage capitalism and rising seas, we are once again reminded that Donald Trump’s foreign policy...
North Korea Says It Will Welcome British Refugees Fleeing From Keir Starmer’s Dictatorship
Pyongyang — The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has extended a formal offer of asylum to British citizens seeking to...
BREAKING: Federal Judge Overturns Iran Peace Deal, Orders U.S. to Resume Bombing
WASHINGTON — A federal district judge in Texas struck down the 2025 Iran Nuclear Peace Accord late Monday, ruling the...
Trump Announces 38th Final Iran Peace Deal Coincidentally Timed With Enormous Stock Bet
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States and Iran are on the verge of signing what...
Belfast ravaged by climate change following migrant attack
BELFAST—PSNI Assistant Chief Constable Siobhan Murphy told reporters: “We are monitoring a number of incidents involving fire. However, it is...
After Belfast Beheading Attempt, Officials Warn Against Backlash Towards Peaceful Beheaders
Belfast – Following a determined but unsuccessful attempt to saw off a man's head with a large knife in broad...
