BREAKING: Walmart warns of critical shortage of tons of worthless plastic crap from China due to coronavirus
The retail superstore Walmart has issued a warning for all customers that they are experiencing
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Bill Gates disappointed his population control coronavirus hasn’t killed more
The population control bioweapon coronavirus is on the move again. It has now spread throughout
Democratic convention to be moved to Chuck E. Cheese, but DNC won’t tell Bernie which one
Bernie Sanders is fuming. Let’s face it, Hillary Clinton and the DNC screwed Bernie Sanders
Boeing finally reveals the contents of the ‘black box’
Iran has acceded to the demands of Boeing today in agreeing to hand over the
Feminists fear rapidly growing Christian Church in Iran may turn the country into The Handmaid’s Tale
PORTLAND, OR – American feminists are sounding the alarm over a rapidly growing and oppressive
AOC celebrates impeachment results: ‘Trump quitted!’
Minutes after US senators voted to acquit President Trump of the charges brought against him
To raise awareness during Super Bowl, Shakira used the same rope that Epstein used when he didn’t kill himself
During the most meaningful and poignant Super Bowl halftime show ever, singer and performer Shakira
Shakira to sacrifice two goats in annual Illuminati halftime show
MIAMI—The annual Illuminati initiation ritual, also known as the Super Bowl half time show, will
Observers astonished UK survives 24 hours apart from EU
International observers are astonished that the United Kingdom hasn’t disintegrated into a chaotic primordial cesspool
AOC ensures migrants receive fresh water and nutritious bat soup upon entering US
Disgusted by the conditions of undocumented migrants entering the country, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)