King Charles Appears to Forget Human Contact Lenses During Latest Address
LONDON — In what Palace officials described as a “minor wardrobe oversight,” King Charles III delivered a measured address on...
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AOC: Homophobic Trump would never have opened the Strait of Hormuz if it were called the ‘Gay of Hormuz’
In these trying times of late-stage capitalism and rising seas, we are once again reminded that Donald Trump’s foreign policy...
North Korea Says It Will Welcome British Refugees Fleeing From Keir Starmer’s Dictatorship
Pyongyang — The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has extended a formal offer of asylum to British citizens seeking to...
BREAKING: Federal Judge Overturns Iran Peace Deal, Orders U.S. to Resume Bombing
WASHINGTON — A federal district judge in Texas struck down the 2025 Iran Nuclear Peace Accord late Monday, ruling the...
Trump Announces 38th Final Iran Peace Deal Coincidentally Timed With Enormous Stock Bet
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States and Iran are on the verge of signing what...
Belfast ravaged by climate change following migrant attack
BELFAST—PSNI Assistant Chief Constable Siobhan Murphy told reporters: “We are monitoring a number of incidents involving fire. However, it is...
After Belfast Beheading Attempt, Officials Warn Against Backlash Towards Peaceful Beheaders
Belfast – Following a determined but unsuccessful attempt to saw off a man's head with a large knife in broad...
COPS: UK provides masterclass in woke policing
LONDON — In what is being hailed as a “masterclass in modern policing,” two heroic Metropolitan Police officers were caught...
Karen Bass Vows To Save Los Angeles From Incompetent Mayor Karen Bass
LOS ANGELES — Promising to rescue Los Angeles from years of failed leadership, Mayor Karen Bass announced Monday that she...
Trump Hails End of Non-War to Stop Iran’s Nuclear Program That Was Already Obliterated and Reopen Strait That Wasn’t Closed
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced today the successful conclusion of a war that was not a war, praising U.S....
