Fauci warns a 3rd booster shot may be necessary for those who haven’t died yet
NEW YORK—America’s doctor Anthony Fauci has warned that a third booster shot may be necessary
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CNN: Biden draws mostly supportive crowd in Pennsylvania
(CNN) The most popular president in the history of the world, Joe Biden, drew a
All positions in new gay NFL will be referred to as ‘tight end’
NEW YORK—After recently announcing that the NFL is gay with new pink sequin uniforms, Commissioner
NFL releases new super-gay uniforms
NEW YORK—Doubling down on their “Football is gay” message, the NFL has released its new
Kamala announces trip to the Borders but says there’s no crisis there
WASHINGTON, DC–Vice President* Kamala Harris has announced a trip to the Borders after a constant
Victoria’s Secret replaces all ‘Angel’ lingerie models with Jabba the Hutt
NEW YORK CITY—In perhaps the wokest of all corporate wokeness, lingerie dealer Victoria’s Secret has
WOKE: Victoria’s Secret replaces all ‘Angel’ lingerie models with Chet the human turd
NEW YORK CITY—In perhaps the wokest of all corporate wokeness, lingerie dealer Victoria’s Secret has
Fauci declares ‘I am science’ as he launches new COVID Inquisition Panel
WASHINGTON, DC—Grand Science Wizard Saint Anthony Fauci has declared what everyone in the mainstream media
YouTube bans YouTube for showing videos of Dr. Fauci contradicting Dr. Fauci
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google’s media giant YouTube has been banned indefinitely from its own video streaming
Kamala Harris flies 10-truck caravan to Guatamala to lecture them on climate change
GUATAMALA CITY—Vice President* Kamala Harris flew a 10-Suburban caravan to Guatamala in order to lecture
