White House demands removal of offensive new Dr. Seuss books
WASHINGTON, DC—White House personnel were infuriated to learn of new offensive Dr. Seuss books to
WASHINGTON, DC—White House personnel were infuriated to learn of new offensive Dr. Seuss books to
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—General Mills representative and pastry enthusiast, the Pillsbury Doughboy, has been reported missing to
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has selected the new gender-neutral Potato Head toy as Secretary of Agriculture,
WASHINGTON, DC—Worried about claims that his first military action as commander in chief would unfairly
ATLANTA—In an effort to stay ahead of the woke curve, progressive soft drink company Coca-Cola
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has suggested the answer to the near total failure
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has made a lot of money helping people get the
ATLANTA—Super woke soft drink company Coca-Cola is now mandating all employees to wear blackface in
NEW YORK—Planned Parenthood announced today the replacement of its current CEO with New York Governor
The political pillow fight just became even bigger and even more mostly peaceful. Black Lives