BREAKING: Google office quarantined after employee accidentally wished a “Merry Christmas”
The Google Headquarters in Mountain View, California shut down Monday after a delivery man cheerfully
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Get 100 ‘Epstein’ Lights that don’t hang themselves for $19.99
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Schiff to proceed with second impeachment over ‘improper destruction of mattress tags’
As impeachment attempt bombs, Rep. Adam Schiff is proceeding with a second impeachment of President
Democrats fly dozens to Spain to learn about how to pollute less
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Saturday that she will fly a squadron of Democratic lawmakers to the
AOC demands they change Black Friday next year to ‘Friday of Color’
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Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving
A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the ‘little kid table’ for
Local Bernie fan complains about having 23 options for Thanksgiving dessert
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Local man who’s never given a dollar to charity mad Jeff Bezos only donated $98.5 million to homeless
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Elon Musk unveils Tesla’s Cyber-School Bus
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Chik-Fil-A now offering all you can eat buffet for 30 pieces of silver
In the wake of ditching his religious convictions, the CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, has