Woke Nike Execs Hold Screaming Session to Determine Why Their Stock is Plummeting
BEAVERTON, Ore. — A group of Nike executives left campus Monday for a wooded offsite, wearing coordinated yoga pants, to...
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Trump Renames Labor Day ‘Capital Day,’ Says Without Capital, Labor is Just Slavery
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced early Monday that Labor Day would henceforth be known as Capital Day, a change...
Billie Eilish Unveils ‘Smash Capitalism,’ a Fragrance Priced at $88 an Ounce
LOS ANGELES — Grammy winner Billie Eilish on Monday introduced Smash Capitalism, a new eau de parfum she described as...
Jelly Roll Named New Bud Light Spokeswoman After Kimmel Stint
NASHVILLE — Country singer Jelly Roll has been named Bud Light’s new spokeswoman, the beer brand announced Monday, confirming the...
Target Pulls All Products from Shelves After Review Finds Everything Could Be Seen as Racist
MINNEAPOLIS — Target said Thursday it will remove all merchandise from its stores and website after an expanded cultural-risk review...
Moderna Announces New Vaccine to Protect Against Effects of Its Previous Vaccines
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Moderna (Ticker: MRNA) said Wednesday it is developing a new vaccine designed to reduce the risk of...
Building Your Big Idea
Most people imagine a big idea arriving like a lightning strike. In reality, it usually shows up as a recurring...
Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
Build a Saving Habit That Feels Personal
Saving money gets framed as a discipline problem so often that a lot of people start to believe they are...
Mamdani Announces Microchip Requirement for Access to City-Owned Grocery Stores
NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled a new policy Monday requiring all shoppers at city-owned grocery stores to present...
