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Have you had your recommended daily allowance of Irony?

Recommended daily allowance of irony

I’m Fully Vaccinated As Far As You Know:

I'm FULLY VACCINATED as far as you know white

Practice Socialism Distancing at All Times:

Practice Socialism Distancing


Make Speech Free Again

Fight Capitalism! Use Lowercase Letters – AOC:

AOC: "Fight Capitalism -use lowercase letters"