Trump Orders Canadian Geese to be Renamed ‘Donald Ducks’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Friday directed federal wildlife agencies to stop using the name “Canada goose” and to...
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Moderna Announces New Vaccine to Protect Against Effects of Its Previous Vaccines
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Moderna (Ticker: MRNA) said Wednesday it is developing a new vaccine designed to reduce the risk of...
WNBA bans all women from stadiums after two fans wear XX/XY shirts to game
ATLANTA — The Women’s National Basketball Association announced Tuesday that all women will be prohibited from entering stadiums during games,...
WNBA Changes Name to WNBNBA: We’re Not Biologists National Basketball Association
CHICAGO — The Women’s National Basketball Association announced Monday that it is formally changing its name to the We’re Not...
BREAKING: Arsonist blames climate change for making him start the Spokane fire
SPOKANE, Wash. — A 37-year-old man charged with starting a wildfire near Spokane told investigators that climate change induced a...
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Invents Groundbreaking Car That Runs on Neither Gas Nor Electricity
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced Thursday the development of a new mode of personal transportation designed to eliminate reliance...
We Must Trust the Science, Especially When It Pleads the Fifth
We must trust the science, especially when it pleads the Fifth. That is the entire point of trusting the science....
JUST IN: Fauci Displays Remarkable Natural Immunity to Consequences
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci displayed what observers are calling a textbook case of natural immunity to consequences on Tuesday,...
Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything
WASHINGTON — Dozens of masked adherents of the Branch Covidians gathered on the National Mall Tuesday evening for a candlelight...
Man Whose Grandmother Died Alone in ER After He Was Fired for Vaccine Refusal Says He’s Glad Fauci Got a Stern Talking-To
A Florida man whose elderly grandmother died alone in a hospital emergency room during the height of COVID-19 restrictions said...
