Local Single Guy Complains to Father of 5 That He’s Been Really Busy Lately
US—A local single man reportedly expressed concern Wednesday that he has been “really busy lately,” prompting a brief and respectful...
Lifestyle & Beauty
Sydney Sweeney Issues Heartfelt Apology to Critics for Being So Attractive
LOS ANGELES — Actress Sydney Sweeney issued a lengthy, unprompted apology Friday to critics who have spent years pointing out...
Travis Kelce first NFL player to miss opener because he’s pregnant
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Travis Kelce will miss the Chiefs’ season opener after team physicians confirmed he is pregnant, making...
Local dad proud of the beautiful grass he grew out of a crack in the driveway
US—A local father announced Monday that he has finally successfully grown “really nice grass,” pointing to a three-inch clump of...
Trump Says Reports of New Hairdo Are a Hoax
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans who believe he has changed his hair —...
Hormones Make Moms K!ll Their Kids but They’re Totally Safe for Trans Kids to Take
I need everyone to sit down, drink some water, and stop treating other people’s endocrine systems like a true-crime podcast....
Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok
LOS ANGELES — A TikTok creator with 1,259 followers has described the careful discipline required to postpone her own frustration...
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Decide to Return to Being Oppressed in British Royal Palace
WINDSOR — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Wednesday that they have elected to return to the British Royal Palace...
Build a Saving Habit That Feels Personal
Saving money gets framed as a discipline problem so often that a lot of people start to believe they are...
Travis Kelce Announces Pregnancy Just Days after Marrying Taylor Swift
NEW YORK—Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, confirmed Friday that he is expecting his first child with Taylor...
