Not to be outdone by Trump’s sneakers, Kamala Harris releases line of golden knee pads
In a bold move to outshine her political rival, former Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled her latest venture: a...
In a bold move to outshine her political rival, former Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled her latest venture: a...
President* Joe Biden has pledged $300 million to rebuild the "sagging infrastructure" of Congresswoman Maxine Waters' face, in an effort...
Chet, the first human turd who identified as a beautiful woman, has been crowned Miss America, in a groundbreaking and...
President* Biden's inflationary policies have forced the annual Miss Alabama Competition and State Hot Dog Eating Contest to combine shows...
Pop star Taylor Swift and NFL player Travis Kelce have announced that they are pregnant with their first clump of...
PETA has announced that it is bracing for a busy Gerbil Awareness Month campaign blitz, as the animal rights organization...
Remember those old, dusty motel signs buzzing with neon? While they hold a certain vintage charm, the lighting has gotten...
In a surprising turn of events, Vogue has just released its newest cover featuring the unexpected pairing of Ukrainian President...
NEW YORK CITY—Former CNN anchor Don Lemon has announced his marriage to notorious terrorist and "biggest threat to America," Tim...
WASSHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows and elicited more than a few chuckles, President* Joe Biden announced today...