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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: US reacts to Nancy Pelosi stepping down from Party leadership

Speaker of the US House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi (D-NY), who failed to have her husband killed last month, has decided to stop leading the...

Zelenskyy reports finding Russian noose in his garage; demands $400 billion in US aid to retaliate

KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reported finding a Russian noose in his presidential garage and has posted a video demanding $400 billion in US aid...

BREAKING: Fox News calls Arizona for Biden in 2024 election

(FOX NEWS) Fox News has officially called the state of Arizona for Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election. While the 2020 election is still...

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Nearly 6% of Americans believe the crazy conspiracy theory that US elections are legitimate

US—A shockingly high 6% of the US population believe the crazy conspiracy theory that their elections are free and fair without election fraud and not...

In response to Biden-Ukraine-FTX money laundering scandal, Congress to impeach Trump again

US—Rocked by revelations that now-bankrupt cryptocurrency company FTX and Alameda Hedge Fund used Ukrainian aid to donate to Democratic political candidates, Democrats in Congress have...

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AOC demands Black Friday be renamed ‘Friday of Color’

US—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was furious today after she learned that retailers and shopping outlets were still referring to the day after Thanksgiving as "Black...

8 Health Conditions President Biden Probably Has

Joe Biden doesn’t seem right. Strange speeches, trips, falls, and incoherent ramblings. If he was your grandparent you may think about taking away his car...

Benefits of Customer Account Verification for Any Business

Customer account verification should be considered mandatory from a commercial point of view for companies in both B2B and BC sectors. To better understand how...

Kathy Hochul named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2022

NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Governor Kathy Hochul the #1 salesman of the year. It’s not just a few Upper West Siders who are fleeing New...

To atone for Kyrie Irving’s antisemitism, the NBA mandates each team start at least 1 Jewish player

US—The National Basketball Association is reeling after star player Kyrie Irving posted a link to an antisemitic video. To make amends for the horrific antisemitism,...

AOC launches GoFundMe to pay for $8 fee to keep blue checkmark on Twitter

Times are tough for leftists. Not only are they getting destroyed in the polls for the midterm elections, but now Elon Musk, the new owner...

Science Grid

BREAKING: Buffalo hammered with 6 feet of Global Warming over the weekend

BUFFALO, New York—New York residents in Buffalo and other parts of the state are waking this morning to up to 6 feet of global warming...

Local man lives in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years

A local man is living in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years. "I've done my work and I save my daylight," the retired...

Biology is bigotry. No one is born a woman.

This is science people. The billboard clearly shows what is obvious to all of us with three doctorates in gender theory and/or lesbian dance theory...

Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun

WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an Inclusive Climate (VIC) is hailing...

FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office

US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed that cognitive ability is somehow...

Greta Thunberg’s Global Warming Conference cancelled due to sub-arctic freezing temps

A symposium sponsored by the International Global Warming Trust was cancelled today in Michigan as temperatures dipped below -50 degrees F. Experts were quick to...

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Local man lives in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years

A local man is living in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years. "I've done my work and I save my daylight," the retired...

Elon Musk buys Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to fix their marriage

Elon Musk announced his most recent multi-billion dollar purchases: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. “I invested in the West-Kardashian marriage because I believe it is...

FBI says ‘the Big Guy’ in Hunter’s emails was comedian Louie Anderson not Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, DC--Emails by the Federal Bureau of Investigation reveal explicit conversations between Hunter Biden and the comedian, Louie Anderson they say closes the case on...

To prepare for war, Ukrainian troops undergo emergency Critical Race Theory training

UKRAINE—As the nation awaits a Russian invasion, military leaders ordered all soldiers receive last minute critical race theory lessons in preparation for battle. "The Russian...

AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’

Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop working because of the fascist mandates. But I'm not worried....

Health Grid

8 Health Conditions President Biden Probably Has

Joe Biden doesn’t seem right. Strange speeches, trips, falls, and incoherent ramblings. If he was your grandparent you may think about taking away his car...

WARNING: Call your doctor if your election is painful or lasts longer than 4 days

US—Physicians across the country are recommending a little red pill that does wonders for your election but warn that if your election lasts longer than...

BREAKING: Thousands of liberals hospitalized with severe exposure to free speech on Twitter

US—Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening exposure to free speech on Twitter ever...

Biden introduces new #PandemicIsOver face masks grade schoolers will be forced to wear this year

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a new #PandemicIsOver face mask that pre-K, kindergarten, and grade schoolers will be forced to wear this year after...

BREAKING: John Fetterman gives another amazing speech

(CNN) The face of the 2022 Democratic Party is John Fetterman and he gave another amazing speech last night. Just like President* Joe Biden, Fetterman...

BREAKING: Biden cures COVID

(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Just days after President* Joe Biden cured cancer, Biden has also cured COVID. “You know, we were so successful in curing cancer by...

Tech Talk

BREAKING: Trump struggling to think of a mean tweet worth $44 billion

After much anticipation, Elon Musk restored former President Donald Trump's popular Twitter account over the weekend. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777 However, Trump has gone several hours without posting...

In response to Biden-Ukraine-FTX money laundering scandal, Congress to impeach Trump again

US—Rocked by revelations that now-bankrupt cryptocurrency company FTX and Alameda Hedge Fund used Ukrainian aid to donate to Democratic political candidates, Democrats in Congress have...

BREAKING: Thousands of liberals hospitalized with severe exposure to free speech on Twitter

US—Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening exposure to free speech on Twitter ever...

AOC launches GoFundMe to pay for $8 fee to keep blue checkmark on Twitter

Times are tough for leftists. Not only are they getting destroyed in the polls for the midterm elections, but now Elon Musk, the new owner...

BREAKING: Twitter bans Elon Musk for life, saying that firing them violates Twitter’s Terms of Service

SILICON VALLEY, CA—Twitter, On Monday, announced the platform would permanently ban Elon Musk for violating their terms of service by announcing his plans to fire...

BREAKING: Grindr drops Paul Pelosi sponsorship after he turns on his gay sex hammer Grindr date

SAN FRANCISCO—The gay sex dating app Grindr has dropped their Paul Pelosi sponsorship after he turned on his gay sex hammer orgy friend David DePape...