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Hillary: ‘Russiagate was Putin’s idea. I don’t see what the big deal is’

CHAPPAQUA, NY--This morning Hillary Clinton explained her part in the bombshell reveal concerning the idea of Russiagate. “Well, I don't know what the big deal...

Joe Biden pulls support for Ruth Bader Ginsburg memorial after learning ‘she ain’t black’

Though notorious RBG hasn't been put to ground as of this writing, mourners and hysterical Liberals have been descending on the Supreme Court steps to...

Biden supporters set fire to their homes in solidarity with rioters

PORTLAND, OR—They say an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. That has now been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt as...

DNC replaces 2020 convention with 5 minutes of loud, sustained yelling at images of Trump

After dismal ratings, the Democratic National Committee will do away with their traditional convention in 2020 and instead spend five minutes a day wailing and...

Breaking: Biden picks Kamala Harris to creepily sniff for the next three months

The decision is in! Finally. After months of painstakingly waiting the senile old vice president cum presidential hopeful picked his new receiver of creepy hair...

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Dilithium crystals found in Utah, Elon Musk promises warp drive by 2027

We found Elon Musk at his Fremont Production facility and managed an interview: GT: The discovery of the dilithium crystals may be one of the...

Hooked on Phonics releases ‘How to Argue Like a Liberal’ course

The educational program Hooked on Phonics has released an innovative new course entitled "How to Argue Like a Liberal," complete with lessons on: Screaming at...

Puppet strings visible during Biden’s CNN townhall

SCRANTON, PA—Puppet strings were clearly visible holding Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden up during a softball townhall hosted by CNN. Also visible was a ventriloquist's...

Elon Musk claims his 2025 Model 3 Neuralink vehicles will run on ‘Wishful Thinking’

Elon Musk has been working on his Neuralink system for decades. He now claims he can cure anxiety, depression, hangovers, flatulence, baldness, Karenism, Toddism, and...

Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino defends sexualization of children in ‘Cuties’

LOS GATOS, CA—New Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino has issued a public defense of the new Netflix original film 'Cuties' (“Mignonnes”), which showcases the sexualization of...

YouTube explains its extremely clear community guidelines

YouTube is a very open and transparent social media platform. In this informative video, YouTube representatives explain their extremely clear community guidelines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxbaxviRVw For more...