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Texas Governor sets up ‘Wall of Moms’ to keep Californians out of the state

“A great idea is a great idea!” Texas governor Greg Abbott shouted as he watched the “wall of moms” separate federal agents from a gang...

BREAKING: Planned Parenthood pledges 1 dollar to Black Lives Matter for every POC aborted

Sometimes a man can be confronted by stunning bravery. Other times he finds himself at odds with the bravely stunning. In this case, I very...

Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’

WALKER, LA — Three local woman prepared their finest clam dishes in preparation for their first clam rally. Three hours into the event, the ladies...

Newsom reminds Californians to only go outside to defecate on the sidewalk

In a stern warning amid the raging COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Gavin Newsom issued a reminder for Californians only to go outside in order to defecate...

Amid COVID pandemic, nation’s hospitals request fewer ventilators and more cowbell

Nurse crews are absolutely killing it in their response to a Tik Tok dance challenge during the COVID-19 pandemic. The craze is spreading across the...

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COVID-19 down in Sweden thanks to invisible face masks

STOCKHOLM—The nation of Sweden has embarked on a very different response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Many other nations have taken note. Did Sweden initiate a...

CNN apologizes for upcoming ‘technical difficulties’ whenever Biden speaks

ATLANTA—CNN has already purchased dozens of new cameras and TV equipment from the Chinese Communist Party in anticipation of the 2020 Presidential debates. According to...

Twitter bans thousands of QAnon users who had already left Twitter cause Twitter sucks

Twitter announced on Tuesday that the social media company had banned thousands of accounts by QAnon users who had already left Twitter because Twitter sucks....

Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside

A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home decor online store Wayfair after it consistently comes with young...

Trump folds, provides his tax returns on Hillary Clinton’s server

Well, the Donald has finally yielded to the unmitigated pressure placed on him by the Democrats and the Supreme Court. After years of rumors and...

Klingon Lives Matter activists feel they’re being ignored after the death of Worf

Klingon Lives Matter feel as if their movement is being overshadowed by Black Lives Matter and ignored after the death of beloved Worf. "We're basically...