Trump says ‘laughter is the best medicine’ to fight COVID-19; calls for national ‘Day of Satire’ 
American men actively trying to contract COVID-19 to escape quarantine honey-do lists 
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GT’s Definitive Guide to Panicking During the Coronavirus Pandemic
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Local obnoxious little twit thinks he is smart enough to run the country
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Feud intensifies as Trump bashes Pelosi with folding chair on House Floor
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AOC celebrates impeachment results: ‘Trump quitted!’
Minutes after US senators voted to acquit President Trump of the charges brought against him last year, many prominent Democrats rushed to condemn the act...
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Trump says ‘laughter is the best medicine’ to fight COVID-19; calls for national ‘Day of Satire’
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STUDY: More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source
More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source, a new study in the prestigious Annals of Satire has shown. Countless...
BREAKING: Pelosi ensures every American will get ‘Mark of the Beast’ in new coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced her plan to send relief money to every American affected by government's restrictions in the wake of the...
Democrats promote book-burning as an alternative to fossil fuels
Climate Change, Global Warming, Greenhouse Gas Effect, Doomsday Apocalypse, etc. The best way to know something is total BS is when the name changes every...
Greta Thunberg introduces her zero-emissions car with tailpipes on the inside
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REPORT: Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion
A new report by AARP shows that Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion. "A friend sent me this thing on...
BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits
The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On the one hand, many people...