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Joe Biden joins Area 51 raid to ‘spread compassion’ to aliens

Despite protests by the #metoo movement of illegal aliens holed up in Area 51, presidential hopeful and serial hair-sniffer Joe Biden has promised to take...

POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points

A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest rival and former Vice President...

Megan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing

Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women's National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second consecutive World Cup win and...

Ocasio-Cortez horrified by new detention facilities popping up everywhere

After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD as ICE facilities have popped...

AOC cries bigotry: Only old white men invited to Epstein island

It has been a rough week for AOC. First, a bunch of Russian Trump supporters illegally immigrated into the country and forced her to flip...

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BREAKING: Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity

Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a remote Nevada town in mid-September,...

Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity

Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a remote Nevada town in mid-September,...

Yang reveals plan to pay everyone $1k a month of free money: tax everyone $2k a month

Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang has been making headlines with his proposal of a $1,000 per month universal basic income but he has stumbled when...

‘I can’t afford my student loan’ woman wearing $1000 outfit tweets on $800 phone

Angry with the injustice of the financial system, fashionable local woman Charlie Burke hate tweeted, "I can't afford my student loan!" on her new $800...

Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”

The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be tolerated by Facebook. This is...

Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night

Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities Chuck Fraud and Rachel Madcow....