Biden to turn the Oval Office into a man cave 
The Dead Voter nominated for Time Person of the Year 
US Bishops release ‘King Biden Version’ Bible with complete ‘Book of Palms’ 
Biden warns not to eat too much turkey or the trunalimunumaprzure will make you sleepy 
Sidney Powell shocks Thanksgiving guests by serving 700 pounds of fried sea monster Featured
All disagreement suddenly ends in America as Biden elected president
US—After his historic victory in the presidential election, which was the first not to have voter fraud, former Vice President Joe Biden said his first...
BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’
MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before President Donald Trump jetted to...
New polls show Biden winning nearly every province in China
BEIJING—A new Pew Pew poll shows that Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is winning in nearly every province in China with only the Western Xingpingding...
Hillary: ‘Russiagate was Putin’s idea. I don’t see what the big deal is’
CHAPPAQUA, NY--This morning Hillary Clinton explained her part in the bombshell reveal concerning the idea of Russiagate. “Well, I don't know what the big deal...
Joe Biden pulls support for Ruth Bader Ginsburg memorial after learning ‘she ain’t black’
Though notorious RBG hasn't been put to ground as of this writing, mourners and hysterical Liberals have been descending on the Supreme Court steps to...
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Sidney Powell shocks Thanksgiving guests by serving 700 pounds of fried sea monster
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Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a racist colonizer on Unthanksgiving
Eva Longoria, Matthew McConaughey star in ‘Gone With the Wind 2’ with Stacey Abrams as ‘Mammy
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The Race Card is perfect gift for those impossible-to-shop-for relatives
PHILADELPHIA—Whether at a family dinner, a community outing, or even a sporting event, we all have at one time or another wished we had a...
Twitter launches free-speech alternative called Twit
SAN FRANCISCO—Propaganda app CEO Jack "Rasputin" Dorsey has launched a new free-speech alternative to Twitter called Twit. “I just don't care anymore... don't know why...
Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns. Several government agencies throughout the...
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Pope Francis in 2013 papal conclave
VATICAN—In a bombshell revelation from the recently released McCarrick Report, the Vatican has admitted to temporarily installing Dominion voting machines in the Sistine Chapel for...
POLL: Americans okay with Thanksgiving Zoom chats instead of hosting annoying relatives all day
A recent web-based poll on CNN.com has shown that as many as 77 percent of Americans are okay seeing relatives virtually during Thanksgiving, instead of...
New Apple ‘iCollar’ corrects white people when they’re about to be racist
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—Apple has announced a radical leap forward in information access and a racial leap forward in social justice with the Apple iCollar. An Apple...
