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Cleveland Indians win ’21 World Series after changing name to Cleveland Dominion Voting Machines

The long lasting name for the movie-star Cleveland Indians baseball team has come to an end. The infamous team were forced to change their names...

Kamala Harris says Mayan calendar prophesies she will assume presidency February 02, 2022

WASHINGTON DC—Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris says the Mayan calendar has revealed she is to take the presidency of the United States on February 02 or...

All disagreement suddenly ends in America as Biden elected president

US—After his historic victory in the presidential election, which was the first not to have voter fraud, former Vice President Joe Biden said his first...

BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’

MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before President Donald Trump jetted to...

New polls show Biden winning nearly every province in China

BEIJING—A new Pew Pew poll shows that Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is winning in nearly every province in China with only the Western Xingpingding...

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Biden gets revenge on Trump by raising cost of insulin for millions of Americans

WASHINGTON, DC—President-No longer elect Biden and his administration is finally getting back at the evil dictator Trump by raising the cost of insulin for millions...

Biden team installs big screens in cemeteries across US so his voters can watch inauguration

US—The Biden team has been busy installing inflatable big screens in cemeteries across the United States so his voters can watch the virtual inauguration from...

AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21 across the country are powered...

BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team

NEW YORK--Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The bold action came after his...

Biden taps Zuckerberg and Dorsey to head new Ministry of Truth Department

U.S.—After Facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter C.E.O. Jack Dorsey removed President Trump from their social media platforms, President Elect Joe Biden was quick to...

BREAKING: Costly Congress members to be replaced with automated tellers

Washington DC—With pricey COVID relief bills in negotiation, the country has decided to automate the Congress, replacing all US representatives and senators with automated tellers...