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Dad of gay teen fondly recalls time when real men only feared daughters getting pregnant

Oh, the good ol' days when men were men and women were women, and boys didn't compete in girl competitions to win gold. This is...

Enlightened progressive recycles platitude ‘Prayers won’t change anything’ for the 278th time this year

Cue the eye-rolls. In the wake of tragedy, a nation full of people capable of doing little more than praying, many Americans express solidarity to...

Mario Lopez disapproves of giving toddlers cancer-causing hormones, is burned at the stake

Well this escalated quickly. During an interview with world renowned white-supremacist, Candace Owens, Mario Lopez let his bigotry show. He said it is a bad...

Fed up with new immigration policy, liberal shouts “walls are immoral!” from gated community

After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut off his TV, stepped outside...

Report: Facebook classified biology as hate speech because Zuckerberg is transitioning

This explains a lot. After a multitude of users have complained that making basic biological statements have caused the fury of Facebook to be rained...

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Enlightened progressive recycles platitude ‘Prayers won’t change anything’ for the 278th time this year

Cue the eye-rolls. In the wake of tragedy, a nation full of people capable of doing little more than praying, many Americans express solidarity to...

Notorious welfare queens proceed to lecture Americans about right and wrong

Nobody saw this coming. Google, tech overlord the world over, having made billions turning taxpayer money into infrastructure and search algorithms, has taken the lead...

Facebook’s sanctions now include labeling platform offenders with scarlet “A”

In an attempt to ‘moderate the hate’ on their platform, Facebook has rolled out a novel punishment for repeat offenders. They slap a big, ugly,...

97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs

An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the rest of the world. Unless...

Trump’s twitter account labeled ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’ after Tweet destroys a million libs

Shut down the press. Trump made a tweet and it resulted in the deaths of a million liberals and counting! To help you, dear reader,...

Study: San Francisco most accessible city in America for contracting the Black Plague

The numbers are in and, it turns out, if you long to live in filth and contract ancient diseases then San Francisco is your place....