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AOC: ‘If I don’t extort more taxpayer money, I’ll have to take money for votes’

In a brave interview, ever popular freshman US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her demand of a pay raise on top of her $174,000 annual...

Crime syndicate busted for trafficking plastic straws into California

The FBI says they’ve arrested dozens of people and seized hundreds of pounds of plastic straws – including nearly a ton of those bendy straws...

Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington

With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and parts of Oregon and Washington...

ACLU sues God for only creating two genders

Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU on grounds of discrimination. "There...

BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050

Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same climate across the globe throughout the year of 2020, the...

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Disney’s Toy Story 4: Woody is gay and Bo Peep has abortion

The once great children's entertainment company Disney has recently taken a dark turn with CEO explicitly advocating for limiting new customers through abortion. Now, they...

Local man 100% convinced after someone used clapping emojis in illogical tweet

In a rare social media victory, an sociopathic dirtbag convinced a reasonable person of his illogical position simply by inserting hand clap emojies between all...

Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug

Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it the iMug The new mug...

Thousands of US companies celebrating Noahic covenant in June

In a show of solidarity for biblical principles and in particular the traditional nuclear family, thousands of companies across the US are celebrating the Noahic...

Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech

Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the ban, leaders said that it...

Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea

In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely inane parts of his life...