JUST IN: Tone deaf pilot has gender reveal party in the midst of LA wildfires
In what might be the most tone-deaf move since someone decided to throw a birthday party during the Black Plague,...
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Brave LAFD hosts Pride Parade in charred Pacific Palisades neighborhood
LOS ANGELES—In an unprecedented move amidst the smoldering aftermath of the devastating Palisades Fire, the Los Angeles Fire Department (LAFD)...
Local Christian admits he prayed no one is hurt but that Hollywood is burnt to the ground like a modern Sodom and Gomorrah
US—In a startling confession that has ignited a firestorm of debate, a local Christian from Los Angeles has admitted to...
BREAKING: California fires leave several Hollywood elites stranded, unable to run their Satanic pedophile rings
LOS ANGELES—In a shocking turn of events, wildfires around Los Angeles have not only scorched over 4,000 acres of prime...
BREAKING: Leader of ISIS, Barack Obama claims credit for New Orleans terrorist attack
New Orleans, LA — In a plot twist that could only be conceived in the darkest corners of the internet...
BREAKING: Ilhan Omar offers condolences to family of ISIS-linked New Orleans terrorist
New Orleans, LA — In an unexpected move that has stirred controversy, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has publicly offered...
Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping
In a heartwarming holiday twist, local resident Mark Thompson was left utterly astonished by the Christmas presents he ostensibly chose...
BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation
CENTURY CITY, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after an LAPD...
Family makes annual trip to donate last year’s Chinese junk to make room for this year’s Chinese junk
The Smith family has perfected an annual ritual that combines the spirit of giving with the art of decluttering. On...
Crenshaw dyes hair purple to win back ‘Most Revolting Person In DC’ title
WASHINGTON, DC—In the heart of the nation's capital, a title has been passed from one lawmaker to another in a...
