Local Mother Threatens to Move Kids to Massachusetts If They Don’t Start ‘Behaving Right Now!’
US—A local mother announced Friday that continued disorderly conduct by her children will result in the family’s immediate relocation to...
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Sydney Sweeney Issues Heartfelt Apology to Critics for Being So Attractive
LOS ANGELES — Actress Sydney Sweeney issued a lengthy, unprompted apology Friday to critics who have spent years pointing out...
Introducing Sharia Barbie with hijab, Quran, and a forced marriage license!
Toy maker Mattel has introduced a wonderful toy for all the girls and boys who identify as girls out there:...
Climate Scientists Pray to Climate Goddess Greta to Bring Hurricanes And Fulfill Al Gore’s Prophecy
Climate advocates assembled at first light Tuesday on a public pier over the Gulf of America to petition Greta Thunberg,...
Netflix releases documentary on Lindsay Clancy Jury Holdout
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced Monday that it has acquired rights to a six-part documentary series focused not on...
Mayor Mamdani to Host Inaugural Dueling Jenga Competition at 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced Wednesday that the city will host its first official “Dueling Jenga Invitational” at...
Travis Kelce first NFL player to miss opener because he’s pregnant
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Travis Kelce will miss the Chiefs’ season opener after team physicians confirmed he is pregnant, making...
Local dad proud of the beautiful grass he grew out of a crack in the driveway
US—A local father announced Monday that he has finally successfully grown “really nice grass,” pointing to a three-inch clump of...
Trump Says Reports of New Hairdo Are a Hoax
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans who believe he has changed his hair —...
Netfux Presents ‘12 Angry Karens: The Lindsay Clancy Trial’: Twelve voices. One hallucination
LOS ANGELES — Netfux on Thursday premiered 12 Angry Karens: The Lindsay Clancy Trial, a limited series the streamer describes...
