Angry French Students Loot Louis Vuitton in Search of More Teachers and Better Schools, Find Neither
PARIS — A group of French students entered a Louis Vuitton store on the Champs-Élysées yesterday and began removing merchandise,...
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BREAKING: Macron declares war on rioters so he can immediately surrender to them 5 minutes later
PARIS — French President Emmanuel Macron declared war Sunday on the rioters burning and blockading its lycées, then surrendered to...
NFL Teams Lining Up to Draft The Cornell 7
ITHACA, N.Y. — Cornell University announced Thursday that seven of its students had been selected in the NFL Draft, a...
What to Look for in an Online Program When Preparing for a Hands-On Career
Choosing an online program for a hands-on career is not really about finding the most convenient website or the slickest...
Quality Learing Center Receives $850 Million Upgrade in Chicago
CHICAGO — City officials confirmed today that the Quality Learing Center, a controversial early childhood education provider previously embroiled in...
If we just give all students A’s for everything, there would be much less failing in schools
For far too long, our education system has been a factory of disappointment, churning out “failures” like it’s still 1952....
BREAKING: Dangerous Cold Weather Closes Schools So Kids Can Go Sledding
In a stunning display of progressive parenting and climate awareness, public schools across the northern United States shuttered their doors...
BREAKING: Police Release Image of Brown University Shooting Suspect
PROVIDENCE, RI — In a bold move to accelerate the capture of the gunman responsible for Saturday's tragic shooting at...
Gen Z Olympics: Dutch Unknown Casually Scrolls Past Germany to Win Inaugural 200 m Doomscroll Gold
PARIS (GT) – In a result that has left German sports psychologists quietly scheduling emergency sessions, an unheralded 23-year-old from...
Ball State Cancels Entire Health Department After Director’s Failed Results
MUNCIE, IN — In a move that has left academics and alumni scratching their heads, Ball State University has abruptly...
