BREAKING: Biden annexes Ukraine as 51st state of the Union in order to expedite WWIII
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has unilaterally annexed Ukraine and made it the 51st state of the...
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QUIZ: Caused by Hurricane Ian or by Democrats?
Hurricane Ian destroyed much of the western coast of Florida but was it as bad as Democrats? Test your knowledge!...
BREAKING: Biden promises to help those hit by Hurricane Ian by giving $13 billion more to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—After Historic Hurricane Ian devastated the West coast of Florida, President* Joe Biden said that he will do everything...
BREAKING: Florida chooses possible starvation over vegan meats as Hurricane Ian approaches
Grocery shelves across Florida are closing up shop in preparation for a category 4 hurricane Ian. The ones that are...
Adam Levine accused of sending flirtatious messages to Canadian trans shop teacher
Adam Levine is being accused of sending flirtatious messages via Instagram to the Canadian trans shop teacher with enormous prosthetic...
BREAKING: FBI awards Ray Epps ‘Employee of the Year’
WASHINGTON, DC—Many Democrats on the January 6th Committee haven't heard of Ray Epps, but that's all about to change as...
Stacey Abrams: ‘Fetal heartbeats don’t exist until they’re implanted by aliens right before birth’
ATLANTA—Democratic Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams said “there is no such thing as a heartbeat at six weeks” during an...
Texas Sheriff opens investigation into FL Gov for sending people to a welcoming island resort
Bexar County, Texas Sheriff Javier Salazar announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to a beautiful island resort—Martha’s...
Martha’s Vineyard erects statue commemorating when they hosted illegal immigrants for 24 hours
MARTHA'S VINEYARD—City councils across Martha's Vineyard have erected a statue commemorating the time when they hosted 50 illegal immigrants for...
BREAKING: Martha’s Vineyard finishes ‘welcoming’ border wall to keep immigrants out
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—Martha's Vineyard has erected a border wall around the perimeter of the island to keep all the illegal...
