BREAKING: Trump indictment includes charge that he failed to return a Blockbuster VHS tape in 1993
NEW YORK—A Manhattan Grand Jury has indicted former President Donald Trump for failing to return a Blockbuster video in 1993....
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Gov Hochul urges New Yorkers to protect themselves from Canadian fire smoke by ‘getting vaccinated now’
NEW YORK—In an unexpected twist, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to protect New Yorkers from...
BREAKING: Mayor Adams bans Canadian wildfire smoke from New York City
NEW YORK—In a bold move to protect the lungs of New Yorkers, Mayor Eric Adams has announced a groundbreaking ban...
Biden honors trans activists’ heroic sacrifice on D-Day: ‘The True Heroes of WWII’
In a stunning announcement, President Joe Biden has taken a bold step to reshape the historical narrative of World War...
Activist reveals new fully-inclusive LGBTQ+ acronym with 8 billion characters
Activists group Identititarian Linguists Lithograph (ILL) have published a book containing the latest, most inclusive acronym for the LGBTQQIX2+ community...
BREAKING: Dems and Reps come together to ensure Americans will always have catastrophic debt
WASHINGTON - In an era of extreme polarization, many were happy to hear that Democrats and Republicans have finally come...
Thousands of US companies celebrating Noahic covenant in June
US—In a show of solidarity for biblical principles and in particular the traditional nuclear family, thousands of companies across the...
Local employee unable to be included in company’s inclusion groups
Greg Thompson, a local employee of NationCorp, has embarked on a fruitless journey in search of an inclusion group that...
BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Democrats helped Kevin McCarthy pass the controversial debt limit deal he made with President Joe Biden that will suspend the...
Chik-fil-A to serve only dark chicken meat per new Diversity, Equity and Inclusion guideline
In a surprising and potentially controversial move, fast-food chain Chik-fil-A announced its newest initiative aimed at promoting diversity, equity, and...
