Normal white guy wins “scariest” Halloween costume contest without costume
A normal white guy won the annual Halloween costume contest at the University of Madison Wisconsin's Union over the weekend...
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Louvre Hosts Open House for Looters; “Girl with the Suicidal Empathy” Left Untouched
PARIS — The Louvre Museum held an open house for looters on Tuesday. Attendees removed objects from multiple galleries. The...
Trump Taps Sydney Sweeney as New Press Secretary, Pledges “Nothing but Policy”
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that actress Sydney Sweeney will serve as White House Press Secretary. In her first briefing,...
“Un-Named Source” Gets Prime-Time Show On MSNOW
NEW YORK — MSNOW announced Tuesday that it has hired “Un-Named Source” to host a new prime-time program, following the...
Ilhan Omar Spotted Fleeing United States in White Ford Bronco Driven by Brother-Husband
In a scene that struck many observers as both familiar and entirely expected, Representative Ilhan Omar was reportedly seen late...
Fort Hood Shooter Requests the All-Female Execution Team from Tennessee for His Execution
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Nidal Hasan, the former Army major convicted of the 2009 Fort Hood mass shooting, has formally requested...
AZ Candidate Claims Two White Nigerians Attacked Her, Shouted ‘This Is MAGA Country!’
PHOENIX — Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia said Thursday that she had been raped two months ago by two...
She Only Consented to the First 5 Guys in the Ketamine-Fueled Orgy You Sickos!
Let us dispense at once with the crude binary now dominating discussion of the October 2024 Chi Phi incident. The...
Fetuses identifying as death-row inmates to get Democrats to start fighting for their right to live
WASHINGTON — A coalition of unborn plaintiffs announced Friday that they had begun identifying as death-row inmates, citing the legal...
BREAKING: Thousands of immigrants heading to US to become victims of systemic racism
McALLEN, TX—A migrant caravan from Africa and Central America is heading for the United States to become victims of the...
