Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator
CHICAGO — A detachment of Ewoks has assumed operational control of the Obama Presidential Center, officials confirmed Tuesday, after the...
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Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend
CHICAGO—As Juneteenth celebrations took place across the nation, Chicago decided to put its own unique spin on the holiday by...
BREAKING: Federal Judge Overturns Iran Peace Deal, Orders U.S. to Resume Bombing
WASHINGTON — A federal district judge in Texas struck down the 2025 Iran Nuclear Peace Accord late Monday, ruling the...
Karmelo Anthony is The Felon of Troy
Frisco, Texas — In what scholars of classical literature are already calling a bold reinterpretation of Homeric epic, Karmelo Anthony...
Belfast ravaged by climate change following migrant attack
BELFAST—PSNI Assistant Chief Constable Siobhan Murphy told reporters: “We are monitoring a number of incidents involving fire. However, it is...
Sentenced to 35 Years in Jail? Ask Your Doctor About ‘Not Murdering People for No Good Reason’
As a physician with over 25 years in clinical practice, I see patients every day who are struggling with the...
After Belfast Beheading Attempt, Officials Warn Against Backlash Towards Peaceful Beheaders
Belfast – Following a determined but unsuccessful attempt to saw off a man's head with a large knife in broad...
George Floyd Celebrates Six Years of Sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS— George Floyd, who has been deceased since May 25, 2020, quietly observed the fifth anniversary of his sobriety on...
Trump Orders Blockade of Ohio River, Plans Airstrikes on Kentucky Over Massie Nuclear Threat
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the U.S. military has established a full naval blockade of the Ohio...
BREAKING: Cow Claims Thomas Massie Offered Her $5k in ‘Cow Money’ to Hide His Popeyes Love
WASHINGTON — A veteran Chick-fil-A spokes-cow has leveled explosive new allegations against Thomas Massie, claiming the congressman not only carried...
