BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider
WASHINGTON, DC—Donald Trump has announced that the Genesius Times will replace CNN as the official White House Fake News provider....
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By Securing Greenland, Trump Will Now Get A +5 Troop Bonus Every Turn
WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Saturday that the United States’ newly secured position in Greenland will deliver a permanent...
GOP Makes Final Plea Before Midterms: ‘Vote For Us. We Take the Best Vacations!’
WASHINGTON — With seven weeks remaining until the midterm elections, Republican officials on Thursday introduced what they described as a...
JUST IN: GOP Congress Narrowly Avoids Doing Anything Before Leaving for Vacation Again
WASHINGTON — Republican majorities in the House and Senate narrowly avoided accomplishing anything of note this week, successfully clearing the...
To Counter Trump’s Artificial Intelligence Push, Dems Launch ‘Artificial Stupidity’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris
WASHINGTON — In a bold legislative response to former President Donald Trump’s renewed calls for accelerated artificial intelligence development, Democratic...
AI CEOs Vow to Slow Advancement by Releasing ‘Artificial Unintelligence’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris
SILICON VALLEY — In a coordinated announcement this week, chief executives from several leading artificial intelligence companies revealed plans to...
McConnell Spotted in Public for First Time in Months
WASHINGTON — Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) was observed Tuesday for the first time in months, motionless in the front passenger...
McConnell Makes First Senate Appearance Since June
WASHINGTON — Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) returned to the Senate chamber on Tuesday for the first time since his death...
Trump Promises to Give You Some of Your Money if GOP Wins
DALLAS — President Donald Trump announced this week that he would let every American have a little bit of their...
Carney Threatens to Move Entire Country of Canada to Europe
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Monday that Canada intends to leave the continent. “We are not looking to...
