Biden taps gender-neutral Potato Head as Agriculture Secretary
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has selected the new gender-neutral Potato Head toy as Secretary of Agriculture,
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Shocking study finds 100% of people who support abortion have already been born
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Biden to target more women in his Syrian airstrikes than any previous president
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Biden calls an early lid on presidency
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden is calling an early lid to his presidency but Vice President Kamala
BREAKING: Biden promises to end Alzheimer’s by 2008
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EXCLUSIVE: NASA releases stunning selfies from Mars rover
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AOC unveils plan to fix Texas’s energy problems
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Mike Lindell launches new company selling red pills to wake people up
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OJ Simpson teams with Hillary Clinton to write ‘If I Did It 2’
CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a sequel to his 2007 hit book If I Did It, OJ Simpson
BREAKING: Biden signs executive order changing U.S. motto to ‘In Gov We Trust’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden signed an executive order today changing the national motto from ‘In G-D
