JUST IN: Fauci Displays Remarkable Natural Immunity to Consequences
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci displayed what observers are calling a textbook case of natural immunity to consequences on Tuesday,...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
Local Taco Bell Manager Certain Cyclospora Outbreak Came From Farmers Market Down the Street
TOLEDO, OH — Tony Faucito, shift manager at the local Taco Bell on Monroe Street in northern Ohio, announced Wednesday...
France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup
DALLAS—The final African representative at the 2026 FIFA World Cup hosted across the United States has been eliminated, as France...
Trump Orders All Israel Pride Flags to Be Flown at Half-Mast in Honor of Lindsey Graham’s Passing
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday directing that all Israel Pride flags on federal property be...
Mitch McConnell Gives 17-Minute Press Conference From Hospital; Pledges No on SAVE Act
WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) held a 17-minute press conference Tuesday, using the occasion to voice strong...
U.S. Ties Belgium 4-4 in World Cup Knock Out After 3 a.m. Goal Dump from California
In a match that officials described as "still very much ongoing," the United States salvaged a stunning 4-4 draw against...
Britons Horrified to Learn UK Rape Gangs Have Been Using Air Conditioning
LONDON — Ordinary Britons expressed shock and outrage Tuesday upon discovering that grooming gangs operating across the United Kingdom have...
Quality Learing Center Receives $850 Million Upgrade in Chicago
CHICAGO — City officials confirmed today that the Quality Learing Center, a controversial early childhood education provider previously embroiled in...
North Korea Says It Will Welcome British Refugees Fleeing From Keir Starmer’s Dictatorship
Pyongyang — The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has extended a formal offer of asylum to British citizens seeking to...
Karmelo Anthony is The Felon of Troy
Frisco, Texas — In what scholars of classical literature are already calling a bold reinterpretation of Homeric epic, Karmelo Anthony...
