Ben and Jerry’s launches ‘Be Less Vanilla’ ice cream with arsenic to fight white supremacy
(FOX NEWS)—Ben and Jerry’s will begin including the deadly toxin arsenic in their “Be Less
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
Transginger movement builds steam amid push to be less white
US—With the recent popular trend to “be less white,” caucasian people are scouring the color
Cuomo says he was too busy killing 15,000 seniors to do anything bad like sexually harass someone
ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo has offered a unique defense against the myriad sexual assault allegations
TRADE ALERT: GOP trades Mitt Romney to Democrats for cash and an intern to be named later
Democrats in the senate announced a blockbuster trade Monday, noting that they obtained Utah Senator
Emmy winner Andrew Cuomo to star in new sitcom ‘How I Killed Your Grandmother’
NEW YORK—Emmy award winner and New York Governor landed a great role in the new
Satan follows Big Tech’s lead, bans Trump from Hell
HADES—Today, Satan tweeted out that, effective immediately, Trump and his supporters will be banned from
BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels
Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next
BREAKING: Mitt Romney demands recount of 2012 election
Business mogul and current U. S. Senator Mitt Romney is now demanding a full recount
Biden’s worship of the Devil puts him at odds with some of his fellow Catholics
WASHINGTON DC—In January of 1961, John F. Kennedy, became the first Catholic President of the
BREAKING: Sarah Fuller wins the Heisman Trophy for ‘kicking off with a vagina’
The NCAA Heisman committee has awarded the prestigious college football award to Sarah Fuller for