BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels
Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
BREAKING: Mitt Romney demands recount of 2012 election
Business mogul and current U. S. Senator Mitt Romney is now demanding a full recount
Biden’s worship of the Devil puts him at odds with some of his fellow Catholics
WASHINGTON DC—In January of 1961, John F. Kennedy, became the first Catholic President of the
BREAKING: Sarah Fuller wins the Heisman Trophy for ‘kicking off with a vagina’
The NCAA Heisman committee has awarded the prestigious college football award to Sarah Fuller for
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Pope Francis in 2013 papal conclave
VATICAN—In a bombshell revelation from the recently released McCarrick Report, the Vatican has admitted to
POLL: Majority of deceased voters will vote for Biden again in 2024
According to a consensus of leading election pollsters, thousands of deceased American voters confirmed that
BREAKING: Georgia flips blue after Stacey Abrams finds thousands of new ballots in her belly button
ATLANTA—Former Georgia Representative Stacey Abrams has discovered thousands of previously uncounted 2020 presidential ballots in
BREAKING: Local Procrastinators Club calls election, declares Biden vice president
PHILADELPHIA—The local Procrastinators Club has officially called the presidential election and declared Joe Biden vice
Biden campaign beats Trump; is in 3 states at once
SHEBOYGAN, WI—As the Trump campaign visits multiple states a day in the last days of
Michelle Obama named most admired man in the world for first time
Former first lady Michelle Obama now holds the top spot for most admired man in the world
