MTG: NYC earthquake caused by Jewish Space Lasers in retaliation for pro-Palestine protests

WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has claimed that the recent earthquake that struck New York City was caused by “Jewish Space Lasers,” a statement that has left many scratching their heads in disbelief.

“It’s clear that the ongoing protests in Palestine have led to the activation of these Jewish Space Lasers, which in turn caused the earthquake in New York City,” Greene said during a recent press conference, her eyes wide with what some have described as “alarming enthusiasm.”

Greene’s claims have been met with a mixture of amusement and concern, as many question the logic behind her statements.

“I find it hard to believe that a group of people with lasers in space could cause an earthquake thousands of miles away,” said one skeptic. “It just doesn’t make any sense.”

However, Greene’s supporters have praised her for “speaking truth to power” and exposing what they believe to be a sinister plot orchestrated by the Jewish community.

“This is exactly the kind of thing that the liberal media doesn’t want you to know about,” said one fan. “Marjorie Taylor Greene is a true patriot for speaking out about these Jewish Space Lasers.”

The Jewish community has yet to respond to Greene’s claims, but many have expressed their dismay at the congresswoman’s seemingly anti-Semitic rhetoric.

“It’s incredibly disappointing to see someone in a position of power making such ridiculous and offensive statements,” said one member of the Jewish community. “We deserve better than this.”

In the meantime, Greene has vowed to continue her crusade against the supposed threat of Jewish Space Lasers, determined to expose the truth about this alleged weapon of mass destruction.

“We cannot allow these Jewish Space Lasers to continue wreaking havoc on our planet,” Greene declared. “It’s time for the American people to wake up and demand answers from those in power.”

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s claims about Jewish Space Lasers are sure to spark a lively and contentious conversation about the role of conspiracy theories in modern politics.


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