Kamala Harris demands reparations from herself for the slaves her ancestors owned

As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves. As a result, she has demanded that she pays herself reparations of $1million.

“It was a major injustice what my ancestors did and so I’m not going to stop until I pay myself $1 million in reparations,” Harris said

“It is centuries of slavery by my ancestors, which was a form of violence where women were raped, where children were taken from their parents – violence associated with slavery.”

“And that never – there was never any real intervention to break up what had been generations of people experiencing the highest forms of trauma. And trauma, undiagnosed and untreated, leads to physiological outcomes. So as a strong independent black woman I deserve reparations from myself.”

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