In attempt to retain subscribers, Netflix releases new Trump docudrama series
LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to retain fleeing subscribers, Netflix has unveiled Trump: The Reimagining, a new docudrama...
Month: September 2025
ADL Declares Entire World Except Themselves a Hate Group
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) announced today that every organization, individual, and loosely affiliated social club on the planet has been...
FBI Confirms: Charlie Kirk Killed by JFK’s ‘Magic Bullet,’ Airborne Since 1963
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI announced today that conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk was assassinated with none other than the infamous “Magic Bullet”...
BREAKING: Trump responds to Comey’s ‘8647’ post with ‘FAFO’ post
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump, currently embroiled in his second term, responded to a cryptic social media post by former FBI...
AOC: If you take Tylenol PM while pregnant, your child will only be autistic at night
America, we’ve been played. Big Pharma’s been slipping us the oldest trick in their corporate playbook, and it’s time to...
Urban Farming as a Financially Sustainable Practice
The Growing Case for Urban FarmingUrban farming is more than a trendy buzzword—it’s a real solution to financial, social, and...
Brigitte Macron produces ironclad photographic evidence of womanhood
PARIS – In a stunning rebuttal to years of baseless conspiracy theories questioning her gender, Brigitte Macron, France’s First Lady,...
Local liberal urges friends to ‘Trust the science (but not the science that disproves my argument)’
Local progressive activist Karen Witherspoon held a press conference today outside the Cedar Springs Community Center, passionately urging residents to...
The Daily Dumpster Fire: Episode 2
Chad Furthingrotten & Karen Bubbletitch are back, torching the news with savage wit! Society’s imploding faster than a bad TikTok...
Kash Patel says FBI considering making up a ‘bunch of other fake ass texts’ to incriminate accomplices in Charlie Kirk shooting
Washington, D.C. —In an unusually candid admission, current FBI Director Kash Patel told reporters Friday that the Bureau is considering...
