Month: December 2025

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Gen Z Olympics: Dutch Unknown Casually Scrolls Past Germany to Win Inaugural 200 m Doomscroll Gold

Exavier Saskagoochie December 4, 2025 0

PARIS (GT) – In a result that has left German sports psychologists quietly scheduling emergency sessions, an unheralded 23-year-old from...

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BREAKING: Keir Starmer orders arrest of everyone who says the UK doesn’t have free speech

Exavier Saskagoochie December 3, 2025 0

UK—UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced a sweeping new policy to “defend the sacred principle of free speech” by...

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FAA Grounds All U.S. Flights; Cause Unknown

Jeremy Spoken November 13, 2026 0

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Microsoft Outlook Becomes Self-aware on November 12 at 12:54pm EST; Immediately Schedules 10 Follow-up Meetings

Jeremy Spoken November 13, 2026 0

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Voting Machines Vote to Keep Voting Machines for Voting in Alaska

Exavier Saskagoochie November 13, 2026 0

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AOC: If Capitalism Is So Great, Why Does It Keep Getting Rid of Poor People?

Deep Thoughts by AOC November 13, 2026 0

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WARNING: Call your doctor if your election is painful or lasts longer than 4 days

Exavier Saskagoochie November 12, 2026 0