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Gen Z Olympics: Dutch Unknown Casually Scrolls Past Germany to Win Inaugural 200 m Doomscroll Gold

Exavier Saskagoochie December 4, 2025 0

PARIS (GT) – In a result that has left German sports psychologists quietly scheduling emergency sessions, an unheralded 23-year-old from...

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BREAKING: Keir Starmer orders arrest of everyone who says the UK doesn’t have free speech

Exavier Saskagoochie December 3, 2025 0

UK—UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced a sweeping new policy to “defend the sacred principle of free speech” by...

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