Colt, the manufacturer of the AR-15 has announced that it is changing the name of the rifle to “MS-13” in order to get support of Democrats.
“The names are really similar,” Colt CEO Franklin Hoser said, “and it’s clear the Democrats have much more respect for the MS-13 combination of numbers and letters, so that’s what we’re going with.”
According to sources, Democrats have an appreciation for MS-13, the name of an international criminal gang that originated in Los Angeles, California in the 1970s, much more than AR-15.
“We believe there should be more MS-13s in the United States,” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said.
Sales of the rifle have skyrocketed since several Democratic politicians have hinted at a buyback or gun confiscation.