The Dead Voter, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been nominated as Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. Other nominees include Anthony Fauci and self-declared Vice Presidential-Elect Kamala Harris.

The Dead Voter, which represents millions of people who voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, would be the first recipient of the prestigious award to be lots of dead people.

“This just goes to show how important dead people are to our elections and society as a whole. They definitely deserve our praise and gratitude,” Time CEO Jack Ace said.

The Dead Voter fetched the highest percentage of “yes” votes with 81 percent, followed by Fauci and Harris at 68 percent, Biden at 64 percent, Black Lives Matter activists at 61 percent and a steaming pile of shit at 60 percent.

“President Trump received 90 percent ‘yes’ votes but was disqualified for being literally Hitler, despite the fact that Hitler was Time’s Person of the Year last century,” Ace said.

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