WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is living a nightmare in the hellscape that is the nation’s capital. Not only are conservative senators attacking her, now it appears that the coffee giant Starbucks is literally trying to kill her.

AOC tweeted about the incident:

“Starbucks just tried to literally kill me by misspelling my name on my togo cup. They spelled it ‘Alicksandreeah’. I’m literally shaking. Threats like these are constant in the white supremacist world Trump made.”

“I mean that’s not an accident. They are clearly trying to kill me,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

The attempted murder followed shortly after Senator Ted Cruz tried to kill the popular democratic socialist by agreeing with her.

The FBI is said to have dozens of agents investigating the federal crime.

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