POLL: What should Biden rename monkeypox to make it more inclusive?

Following a bigoted response to monkeypox with some people pointing out that homosexuals constitute 98% of the cases, the Biden administration is looking for a new name for monkeypox to make it more inclusive. We at Genesius Times applaud this effort and support it with a poll. Biden has agreed to use whatever name this poll decides on:

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