WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden will be hiring unemployed Antifa activists to round up political opponents in order to ship them to a concentration camp.

“Nothing says anti-fascist like a strong man really going after his political opponents,” Portland Antifa President Winkie McLittlejon said. “That’s why I’m going to sign up for Biden’s new secret police.

The announcement of the new jobs plan comes right after Biden surprised everyone by invading Poland.

“I hadn’t been paid for, like, a real job since I got my Soros check for protesting and smashing up various cities across the country in 2020,” McLittlejon. “Now I really feel like I have an anti-fascist purpose, you know, to make sure people’s thoughts are in line with the federal government.”

The activists, who fought tirelessly in 2020 to bring down the system will now be making sure everyone obeys every dictate of the system by thought crime enforcement.

“If they don’t obey the dictates of Biden, then they deserve to be in the concentration camp. But there’s nothing sinister in that. Just think of it as a summer camp…with gas chambers,” McLittlejon added.

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