WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know why the Democratic National Committee (DNC) didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Joe Biden during the 2020 presidential primaries. This bombshell revelation has left many questioning the very fabric of our democratic process and wondering if the DNC is truly the “Democratic” National Committee.

During a recent press conference, Harris expressed her deep concerns about the apparent lack of effort put into securing her nomination. “I just can’t understand why the DNC didn’t go all out to cheat for me like they did for Joe,” she said, her voice filled with a mix of confusion and indignation. “I mean, I worked just as hard, if not harder, than him. Where’s my cheating love?”

The reaction to Harris’ demand has been mixed, with some expressing sympathy and understanding for her plight, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political grandstanding. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking Harris’ demand, with many users pointing out the irony of a politician calling out cheating in the Democratic Party.

As the nation grapples with this latest scandal, it remains to be seen how the DNC will respond to Harris’ accusations. One thing is certain, though: the Vice President’s demand for equal cheating opportunities has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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