WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stern warning issued from the Justice Department, Attorney General Merrick Garland has urged MAGA Americans to not from “interfere” in the 2024 election by engaging in any sort of voting. Citing concerns over election integrity, Garland made it clear that while democracy is of utmost importance, certain voters should consider “sitting this one out.”

“We cannot allow any outside influence to disrupt the democratic process,” Garland said in a televised statement. “And by ‘outside influence,’ I mean people who don’t want to vote for the selected nominee Kamala Harris. We’ve seen what can happen when they show up at the polls, and frankly, it’s too risky.”

Garland emphasized that voting is a sacred right, but one that should be exercised with caution—specifically, by those who align with the correct side of history. “We want every American to participate in our democracy, except for those who might vote the wrong way,” he explained. “To protect the integrity of our elections, it’s crucial that certain groups understand their role, which, in this case, is to not participate.”

The Attorney General went on to clarify that this warning is not a suppression tactic, but rather a “precautionary measure” to ensure that the 2024 election results reflect the will of the right people. “If you’re unsure whether your vote might interfere with the desired outcome, it’s probably best to just stay home,” he advised.

The Justice Department has reportedly been working closely with social media platforms to help guide voters on the “proper” way to participate in the upcoming election. Garland hinted that there might be rewards for those who abstain from voting, though he did not provide specifics.

“Look, we’re not telling people not to vote,” Garland said with a smile. “We’re just suggesting that maybe this time, they leave it to the professionals.”

Political analysts are calling Garland’s statement “unprecedented” and “a bold step toward ensuring the right kind of democracy.” However, critics argue that the warning sets a dangerous precedent and undermines the very foundation of the electoral process.

Despite the controversy, Garland remains resolute. “This isn’t about stopping people from voting,” he reiterated. “It’s about protecting our democracy from the wrong kind of voters. We’re just trying to help everyone make the best decision for the country—and sometimes, that decision is to not make a decision at all.”

As the 2024 election approaches, it remains to be seen how many voters will heed Garland’s advice. But one thing is clear: the Attorney General is committed to keeping the democratic process on the “right” track, even if it means fewer people participate in it.

About Author