AOC launches dating app for Republicans who can’t date her

US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) launched a firestorm after pictures were released showing her maskless in Miami as New York endured a record surge of COVID cases despite one of the country’s highest vaccination rates.

She has since launched a dating app specifically for frustrated Republicans who can’t date her due to her married status.

The app features millions of pictures of AOC with and without pictures of her husband’s pale, besandled feet.

“We really need an app to deal with all this frustration and it’s starting to pay off. We already have 35 FBI agents who have become paid members. They are all Democrats, but, clearly, the word is getting out,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

At publication, online dating sites Match and Bumble have both launched competing “Can’t date AOC” apps.


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