BREAKING: FBI awards Ray Epps ‘Employee of the Year’

WASHINGTON, DC—Many Democrats on the January 6th Committee haven’t heard of Ray Epps, but that’s all about to change as the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have awarded the man “Employee of the Year”.

“It’s really a great honor that we wanted to bestow on our finest employee,” FBI Director Christopher Wray said.

Epps was pivotal in stirring up the January 6th riot at the Capitol and is finally being recognized for his tireless effort to set up innocent Americans as insurrectionists.

“I mean do you think we could have created an insurrection if I were down there telling people to go into the Capitol?” Wray said. “It wouldn’t have worked. We needed him and my personal buddy Scaffold Commander directing people into the Capitol so that we could have an insurrection to pin on Trump supporters.”

Wray said the award was a year late, but “better late than never ha ha ha!”

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