BREAKING: FBI investigating invisible noose found in AOC’s office

WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has sent 15 agents to investigate an invisible noose found in US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s office yesterday.

“White supremacy is the number one threat we face in America,” FBI Director Christopher Wray said at a press conference announcing the investigation. “And the worst of these criminals are using invisible hate symbols in their crimes.”

The blatant hate crime follows the arrest with invisible handcuffs Ocasio-Cortez suffered while protesting in support of abortion.

“We will track down the people who put the invisible noose in Rep Ocasio-Cortez’s office and they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law,” Wray added.


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