BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels
Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests nuking sun at night when it’s colder to fight climate change
NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took the internet by storm today when she suggested that
AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden’s concentration camps
Amid pandemic, millennials forced to ‘rent a vowel’ on Wheel of Fortune instead of buying them
The Hill released a report today highlighting the challenges millennials have faced throughout the pandemic,
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order setting clocks back 4 years every 4 years so he can be president forever
WASHINGTON, DC—In one of the greatest acts of his presidency ever, President Trump issued one
New study finds people who support socialism were more likely to be sniffing glue during economics class
STANFORD, CA—Researchers at The Hoover Institution at Stanford University recently published one of the most
BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List
NORTH POLE–US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa’s helper (also known as
AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a
AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of
AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write
On November 6, 2020, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez‘s intern tweeted from her account: Follow
