WASHINGTON, DC—The Kamala Harris presidential campaign has announced that they are seeking refunds from dozens of celebrities whom they reportedly paid to endorse her candidacy. This unprecedented scandal has sent shockwaves through the political world, leaving many to wonder if the Harris campaign has finally lost its collective integrity or if they were simply trying to buy their way to the White House. 

According to leaked documents, the Harris campaign allegedly paid a total of $50 million to various celebrities in exchange for their public support and endorsements. The list of celebrities implicated in this scandal includes well-known figures such as Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, P. Diddy, and Lady Gaga. 

The campaign has also said that it will not be honoring the lifetime supply of adrenochrome it also promised the celebrities in exchange for the endorsement.

“This is a shocking revelation that exposes the depths to which some politicians are willing to go in order to secure endorsements,” said a spokesperson for the Democratic Party. “It’s clear that the Kamala Harris campaign believed that celebrity endorsements were worth more than votes, and now they’re paying the price for their misguided strategy.” 

The reaction to this scandal has been mixed, with some expressing outrage at the Harris campaign’s attempt to buy endorsements, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political hypocrisy. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the campaign’s tactics, with many users pointing out the irony of paying for endorsements in a democratic process. 

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how the Harris campaign’s scandal will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the campaign’s attempt to buy endorsements from celebrities has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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