NEW YORK—In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, a jury has found former President Donald Trump guilty of making America great again, a crime that prosecutors say is a clear violation of the principles of social justice and equality. 

“We are thrilled with the verdict,” said lead prosecutor, Rachel Maddow, in a statement to the press. “Donald Trump has been a menace to society for far too long, and it’s high time that he was held accountable for his actions.” 

The trial, which has been closely watched by political analysts and legal experts alike, has been marked by a series of bizarre and outlandish accusations, with prosecutors arguing that Trump’s policies and rhetoric have had a devastating impact on the country’s most vulnerable communities. 

“Under Donald Trump, America has become a place where the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer,” said Maddow in her closing arguments. “His policies have led to the destruction of our environment, the erosion of our civil liberties, and the degradation of our most cherished democratic institutions.” 

Despite the backlash, Trump remains defiant, and he has vowed to continue fighting for the American people, no matter what the consequences may be. 

“I will not be silenced,” said Trump in a recent interview. “I will continue to speak out against the forces of darkness and oppression, and I will not rest until America is truly great again.” 

In the end, only time will tell whether the jury’s verdict will prove successful, or whether it will go down in history as yet another example of the left’s willingness to throw mud at anyone who dares to express an opinion that differs from their own. But one thing is certain: this bizarre and outlandish trial is sure to inspire a new generation of conspiracy theorists and political opportunists, and to remind us all that sometimes, the most effective way to take down one’s enemies is to simply make things up as one goes along.

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