Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will be America’s next president.

At least that’s all I am able to assume could be the Pope’s motives for posing in a headdress. He loves Pocahontas, aka Elizabeth Warren, the candidate with 1/1024th Cherokee blood and proud of it. The only other explanation for a bizarre photo, making its rounds on social media, of the pope wearing a headdress of an Indian shaman could be some sort of tacit endorsement of paganism, and we know better!

So until the Pope clarifies his motives, and then the Vatican releases a more dogmatic version, followed by a reclarification from his own mouth of his true motives, we will assume Pope Francis has gone full Pocahontas 2020.


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