BREAKING: Obama, Clintons revealed to be white supremacists


As everyone is aware, the “okay” hand gesture is a longtime white supremacist symbol, and everyone using it is basically literally Hitler. Now, Genesius Times investigative journalists have uncovered photographic evidence of former Presidents Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flashing the hateful symbol.

As a consequence, the three wicked people, who many thought were progressive and inclusive representatives of the woke population, should clearly be punished.

“I think they should be condemned to a fiery death and then thrown in jail,” woke evangelist Dominique Futrell said. “They are so oppressive!”

Many former Obama fans were seen burning their hope posters and smashing their Obama bobblehead dolls.

“There is no hope anymore. That is a signal of oppression. And Obama is clearly doing it,” Shimmy Dobbs, who voted for Obama twice, said. “I didn’t think the first black president could be a white supremacist, but I was clearly wrong.”


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