BREAKING: Trudeau outlaws honking, bans all Canadian geese from country

OTTAWA—Canadian Fascist Party Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has outlawed all honking in response to the 2022 Trucker Convoy for Freedom and has banned all Canadian geese from the country.

“Honking is racist and therefore, I’m going to ban the act of honking and slaughter all 83 million Canadian geese when they return from their migration South,” Trudeau said in a press conference announcing the decision.

This is the first time a PM has gone after the official state bird of Canada.

We interviewed several geese but they were unaware of the ban.

“We must stop this racism in its tracks,” Trudeau added.

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