In a stunning escalation of his immigration crackdown, President Donald Trump has announced a jaw-dropping new policy: transferring illegal gang members directly to the residences of Supreme Court justices who oppose his deportation orders. The bombshell, dropped during a late-night Truth Social rant, has sent shockwaves through Washington, leaving legal scholars, political operatives, and suburban HOA boards scrambling to process the chaos.

“If these ‘justices’ want to block my fantastic deportations, they can deal with the consequences!” Trump posted at 2:47 a.m., alongside a meme of a Supreme Court justice mowing a lawn while a gang member spray-paints “TRUMP 2025” on a picket fence. “They love illegal criminals so much, let’s give them a houseguest! I’m fixing America, folks. Nobody fixes better than me.”

Dubbed “Operation Gavel Gang,” the plan stems from Trump’s fury over a recent 5-4 Supreme Court ruling that paused his sweeping deportation initiative, citing constitutional violations. White House insiders report the president was livid, pacing the Oval Office and muttering about “disloyal judges” while clutching a Diet Coke. “He said, ‘If they’re so smart, let’s see them handle MS-13 at their barbecues,’” one aide confided.

The administration’s legal team, spearheaded by a lawyer who claims to have “the best law degree, Harvard wishes they had me,” is reportedly drafting executive orders to make it happen. The scheme involves rounding up known gang members—“I’ve got a list, folks, it’s like the Yellow Pages, tremendous list,” Trump boasted—and bussing them to the pristine neighborhoods of dissenting justices. “They’ll be safe, believe me,” Trump said at a Mar-a-Lago presser. “I’m not sending them to my penthouse!”

The Supreme Court has remained tight-lipped, but sources say justices are beefing up security faster than you can say “Second Amendment.” One justice allegedly ordered a panic room, while another hired a Blackwater veteran to patrol their cul-de-sac. “It’s unhinged,” an anonymous court clerk whispered. “But this is Trump. We’re preparing for anything.”

Legal experts are apoplectic. “This is beyond unconstitutional—it’s a fever dream from a dictator’s playbook,” said constitutional law professor Dr. Evelyn Hart on MSNBC. “He’s literally weaponizing immigration to intimidate the judiciary.” Logistical questions abound, with one analyst noting, “What, are they going to airdrop gang members onto Georgetown rooftops? This isn’t a Tom Clancy novel.”

On X, #GavelGang is exploding, with users posting AI-generated images of justices barricading their doors while gang members play beer pong in their driveways. “Trump’s basically saying, ‘You like laws? Here’s a lawnmower and a new neighbor!’” one viral post read. Others worry about the precedent. “Next, he’ll send shoplifters to live with city mayors,” a user quipped.

Democrats are in full meltdown, with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (still clinging to power) calling the plan “a grotesque abuse of authority.” The White House brushed off criticism, with Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany smirking through a briefing: “The President is protecting America. If the justices don’t like it, they can rule better next time.” Congressional Republicans are predictably divided, with MAGA loyalists cheering and moderates nervously eyeing the exits. “I support the President, but maybe not this exact vibe,” one GOP senator mumbled.

As for the gang members, their thoughts remain unclear. One alleged member tweeted, “I ain’t doing no judge’s dishes,” before the account vanished. Whispers suggest some are negotiating for perks, like access to justices’ Netflix accounts or backyard hot tubs.

Trump, unfazed, waved a crumpled paper at a rally, claiming it was a “classified map” of the justices’ addresses. “I know their neighborhoods, folks. Better than Google Maps. I’m like Magellan, but with better suits.” Asked about funding, he grinned: “Mexico’s got it covered. They owe me bigly.”

As the nation braces for this surreal chapter in Trump’s presidency, one thing’s certain: Supreme Court justices might want to stock up on floodlights, guard dogs, and maybe a few extra gavels. The lawn gnomes won’t protect them now.

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