US—Democrats have become increasingly terrified that if Donald Trump is elected president again, he will do exactly what they’re doing to him and his supporters right now.

“We are committed to ensuring that Trump and his supporters are prosecuted, censored, and imprisoned, and we are afraid that if Donald Trump is elected again, he will use his power to do exactly what we’re doing to him and his supporters right now,” said former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

“This is a nightmare,” said one former Democratic official, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “I’ve always thought that the best way to defeat Donald Trump was to silence him and his supporters, and what better way to achieve that than by doing exactly what he’s doing to us right now?”

But not everyone is convinced, and many people are calling the Democrats’ fears a self-fulfilling prophecy, arguing that it is impossible for Trump to do exactly what they’re doing to him and his supporters if they don’t keep doing it themselves.

“This is ridiculous,” said one skeptical observer, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “How can anyone think that it’s a good idea to keep doing exactly what they’re doing to Trump and his supporters, and then be afraid that he’ll do the same thing to them? It’s like being afraid of your own shadow.”

Despite the backlash, the Democrats remain defiant, and they have vowed to continue doing exactly what they’re doing to Trump and his supporters, no matter what the consequences may be.

“I know that this is a risky strategy, but I believe that it’s the right thing to do,” said one Democratic strategist, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “We cannot allow Trump and his supporters to have a voice, and I am committed to doing everything in my power to ensure that they are silenced once and for all.”

In the end, only time will tell whether the Democrats’ fears are justified or not, but one thing is certain: this bizarre and outlandish story is sure to inspire a new generation of conspiracy theorists and political opportunists, and to remind us all that sometimes, the most effective way to take down one’s enemies is to simply make things up as one goes along.

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