Dominion Voting System selected as Time Person of the Year

Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as Time Magazine’s Person of the Year beating out Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Dominion, which is under mounty scrutiny for being severely prone to fraud, was selected as the most important person of the year despite not being a person.

Time has selected many non persons as Person of the Year including Adolf Hitler and Chet, the living turd.

“This just goes to show how important these machines are to our elections and society as a whole. They definitely deserve our praise and gratitude,” Time CEO Jack Ace said.

Dominion fetched the highest percentage of “yes” votes with 81 percent, followed by Fauci and Harris at 68 percent, Biden at 64 percent, Black Lives Matter activists at 61 percent and a steaming pile of shit at 60 percent.

“President Trump received 90 percent ‘yes’ votes but was disqualified for being literally Hitler, despite the fact that Hitler was Time’s Person of the Year last century,” Ace said.